no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
(Source: actualthomasarclight, via silentmoviefoolery)
one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife wound and just think you hit them.’ And my mum is still the most metal person in my life today.
I like ur mom
thanks i’ll tell her
(via lprovo)
THIS IS SO SAD
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via expiredwater)
for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
(via naliyeon)
me trying to accomplish life goals
Awww poor thing, he was probably like “You know what…this is the day. This is the day I’m finally gonna jump that motherfuckin’ gate…GO!” *inspirational theme music* “~gg~ wha-GAH! OW FUCK!”




