- Future child: Hey mom, pass the ketchup.
- Me: What's the magic word?
- Future child: *sigh*
- Future child: Jigeumeun...
- Me: SO NYEO SHI DAE!!
- Me: *aggressively hurls ketchup across the table*
- justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
- police: wtf
- justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
- police: haha it ok
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
stop arguing on this fucking post i do not care about your stupid cishet opinions
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
people in the theater laughing when katniss’ name is the only one in the reaping bowl
people in the theater laughing when finnick is screaming in pain from the water healing his fog boils
people in the theater laughing at finnick’s poem to annie
people in the theater laughing at any part of cf that wasn’t supposed to be funny at all
people in the theater