what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
it’s 2014 and tumblr still doesn’t let you edit typos in your own tags without deleting the whole thing i am outraged
hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine
haha about that,
i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy